This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. ĭeath Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. : You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is.You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body! Cleveland (R2-D2) Peter (Han): (Under his breath) Ah boy, nickel for every time that's happened. : Didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?.Peter: And besides, what's up with that fifteen minute runtime? What is that? It's like fifteen minutes of guys playing with Star Wars dolls. you know, one of the real networks.Ĭhris: Hahaha. To me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC. Peter: Uh, I don't know about that, Chris. It's a legitimate show and they beat you to the punch. So, uh, what kind of numbers are we talking about here, you know?Ĭhris: Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. But double ten people is like twenty people. I think a decent number of people watch it.Ĭhris: I think it's the highest rated show on Cartoon Network, and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience. I don't even think people are aware of that show's existence.Ĭhris: Well, I don't know, Dad. And with today's gas prices, no.Ĭhris: Didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago? And with today's gas prices, not a moment too soon! Stewie (Darth Vader) : You don't believe in the force, do you?.Peter (Han): Oh, you mean that thing you just learned about three hours ago, and am now judging me for not believing in? : My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship.Ĭhris (Luke): You don't believe in the force, do you?.Peter (Han): Well, you're in luck! I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon, and the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie. Herbert (Obi-Wan): My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship. : Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhoodĬhris (Luke): Why do they call them TIE-Fighters?Ĭhris (Luke): (About the Millenium Falcon) What a piece of junk!.Kids, you noticing all this plight?Ĭlark Griswold: (Starts rolling up his window) Roll 'em up! I smelled your stench as soon as we were brough.Įllen Griswold: Clark, I don't like the look of this neighborhoodĬlark Griswold: Come on, Ellen, it's important for the kids to witness the plight of the Rebellion. Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): She said no. Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Princess Leia, we've decided to test our Death Star planet blower-upper gun on your home planet of Alderaan. Stewie (Darth Vader): Um, actually, that's me. I smelled your stench as soon as we were brought on board. : Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?.Quagmire (C3PO): Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?Ĭleveland (R2-D2): My father was a service droid! Peter (Han): Great kid, don't get penisy.
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